咪以為渡假屋企既生活好輕鬆呀,個個小朋友每日都要上堂架.
學乜?佢地既必修科就係: 食訓玩疴四個科目,每科都要評核架.暫時二妹既”訓”係最底份,因為佢成日無時停.MINGMING既”食”係最低份.因為佢成日都唔多食野,.SASA既”疴”就最底分,因為佢次次都係停到入屋先SHSH...
除左必條科之外仲有選條科架..選修乜野就梗係佢地自己揀架啦,,二妹主修---狗際關係,,MINGMING主修---ANIMAL COMMUNICATION,SASA主修---食物學.
話說MING-SA剛剛入黎渡假村,MINGMING唔開心,二妹唔識死.係開飯時,二妹額頭順便俾MINGMING開左兩個窿.
自此MINGMING見親二妹就惡惡,MING坐左係門口附近,二妹就驚到唔敢行近門口返入屋.仲以為佢地兩個小朋友從此水火不溶.點知二妹驚左幾日,痛定思痛.平時俾仔仔豬豬讓慣既小朋友,終於知道自己衰咩,專心温習返佢既<狗際關係>.同MINGMING從此有禮.
請安敬禮親咀乜都做齊.終於用誠意打動左MINGMING.
兩個狗從此玩埋一堆.
仲有大有細,有講有笑.
MINGMING夠大量,二妹有前途呀.兩個都抵錫.
至於MINGMING學ANIMAL COMMUNICATION.
初黎報到時,貓地見到佢地條尾都雞飛貓走.
溝通係建立關係既用要方法,你睇下依家佢地幾FRIEND.
藍藍:MINGMING你走到咁埋,知唔知你個口有D臭呀.
MING:吓,你唔講,我又真係唔知喎,咁有幾臭呀?
藍藍:好似小黑豬個PATPAT咁臭.
MING:係,等我聞下先得.
小黑豬:聞夠未呀,我放個臭屁過你聞好唔好?
狗同貓講都攪得掂,所以話MINGMING學既ANIMAL COMMUNICATION係成功既.
唔好漏左SASA,佢好認真咁研究食物過,無論佢食既定係MING唔食既佢都唔放過,連未食過既牛趾甲佢終於都識啦.
本來識食牛趾甲無乜特別,特别在平時見親狗玩得激烈D都忍唔住要打氣既SASA,終於明白慳返啖氣專心研習食物學既重要性.
差D唔記得講,MINGMNG仲學識左接受現實,俾抽水EE狂抽水.
而二妹遇到咁既情況都學識左咋訓.
豬仔渡假既學習進度報告暫告一段落.
MING MA,MINGMING SASA好乖好開心,你唔使擔心,掛心就一定少不免架啦,不過掛住多個幾星期佢地就會返到你地身邊.
二妹爬係度訓個樣好搞笑, 一定係天氣好熱, 佢地先爬貼磚地取涼 全港最大最易用 免費 網上買賣平台 www.TradeIT.com.hk [版主回覆07/24/2009 15:23:00]二妹成日都扮乳豬咁訓架.
回覆刪除二妹o甘慘慘俾 mingming咬呀? 不過家下可以相處融洽真好。 [版主回覆07/24/2009 15:52:00]二妹係抵屎呀,豬仔都俾佢惡得耐啦,依D叫做學乖.
回覆刪除哈, 二妹瞓得好搞笑, mingboy 都好乖, 要對狗狗細細有禮呀~ [版主回覆07/24/2009 17:18:00]係呀,mingboy越黎越乖呀. 二妹好賴訓架,一係就唔停咁跑跑跳跳,一訓就成日屎豬咁...細果個時都點攪都唔醒架...
回覆刪除嘩...你d學科都真係好小兒科喎 [版主回覆07/24/2009 23:09:00]小朋友學既學科梗係小兒科啦, 人又岩喎....呵呵
回覆刪除睇黎sa sa咁專心研究食物學唔係辦法,佢响度假屋應該研究運動學!家陣有入無付出(體力),唔係幾健康bor! [版主回覆07/25/2009 12:55:00]運動學係必修科呀, 今日去左溯澗....
回覆刪除佢地都相處得好融洽呀 ~ betty 妹同 doll doll 就唔得啦 , 六國大封相 , 要即刻返屋企 ~ [版主回覆07/25/2009 12:56:00]托賴啦, 未至於好FIREND, 又未至於會開片果隻. BETTY肥左幾多呀, 佢同DOLLDOLL做咩咁睇唔開呀.
回覆刪除二妹 E 咀個衰樣好搞笑 [版主回覆07/25/2009 12:56:00]HOW ABOUT咬牙切齒!!!!
回覆刪除最鍾意呢D E牙樣 [版主回覆07/25/2009 12:58:00]我一D都唔鍾意呀, 你咁鍾意我叫二妹教呀大耳E多D牙LAW
回覆刪除b b 仔 E 牙個樣最得意,又唔知自己丁屎咁細, E 黎都無用喇,棧比朋友仔笑~~~ [版主回覆07/25/2009 12:59:00]唔怪得知你咁錫麗麗啦 二妹乜都學架, e牙不達止, 收埋零食, 疴完尿尿摺埋張尿布都跟仔仔學埋....
回覆刪除豬扒媽: 嘩~ 嚇得我吖~ 見到MingMing, 以為豬扒扒自己去左跟你地入營添.. 好似樣呀~ [版主回覆07/25/2009 22:59:00]哈哈, 又真係幾似樣喎....
回覆刪除我覺得二妹体身年紀雖小但胆量幾勇 喎 [版主回覆07/26/2009 17:38:00]二妹好細膽, 郁D就叫, 不過佢衰唔識死.
回覆刪除豬仔渡假屋真係好有用呀!我親身見到ming boy同sa sa真係同之前唔同晒,抽水ee會唔會攪"家教渡假屋",等bravo去住一排,學乖後再返o黎屋企就very good喇! [版主回覆07/30/2009 22:43:00]MING BOY: 契媽, 你係咪記錯左呀, 我同SASA不嬲都咁乖架喎.....
回覆刪除二妹有前途呀, 第時一定係友誼小姐 [版主回覆07/30/2009 22:46:00]二妹 : 都係MB媽眼光, 唔似得媽咪成日話我係牛王妹唔識貨.
回覆刪除wahh.. very good reporter ah ahahhahahahaha [版主回覆07/31/2009 23:14:00]hahahaaa 我都抽佢地水抽得好開心...
回覆刪除this is the first time I see Ming Ming get so close to other cats, the lesson that he takes work so well wor !! [版主回覆08/01/2009 12:22:00]MINGMING WANT TO PLAY WITH THE CATS... OF COZ CATS NOT SO WILLING TO.... MING MAY SLEEP WITH KINCH N FUKSING IN BURNIE.
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